“When it comes to resilience, the two most important bones in the human body are the backbone and the funny bone.”
Unlocking the Greatest Mystery in the Universe
As we go about our daily lives, we each deal with this reality in different ways. It remains the greatest mystery of our lifetime.
Where exactly do all those odd socks go when they disappear? I have a theory....
Welcome to the Isle of Weird
Or, “How I survived a quaint English island with a neurotic firework fetish”
England’s Isle of Wight is an odd place. A island boasting natural beauty and charm, with a fetish for fireworks bordering on the clinically insane.
"Anyone who says the Bible is the only book you need for daily life has clearly never tried doing home repairs on a Jeep."
The Tragic Tale of Me, Jenni, and the Dalek
The bizarre but true story of dating, a Dalek, and a mistaken self-gratification incident.
Welcome to my unusual life....
The U-Boat and Piñata Email
The development of email as a communication tool has given me the ability to annoy more people more effectively.
Here's what happened when suggestions were called for a company social event.
"Sometimes, if you stand on the bottom rail of a bridge and lean over to watch the river slipping slowly away beneath you, you will suddenly know everything there is to be known."
